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Chapter 160

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The mist of the sixth floor was dense, and even with caution, one would soon lose their sense of direction. Because of that, I had wandered countless times.

When the soldiers from Germany and the Netherlands, as well as members of the Self-Defense Forces, saw me, they remarked that I looked like a “Ghost”. From that, the nickname “Ghost” was given to me.

Yesterday, at the guild, Onee-san laughed about it. As a result, I could not hide my sullen expression.

“Were you really bothered by that?” (Haruka)

“No, Haruka, that is not what I meant.” (Kouta)

“That is right! Master already has so many ridiculous nicknames! There is no need to worry about one or two more!” (Muze)

Wait, hold on! That is the first I have heard of that!

My companions all nodded in agreement. Apparently, everyone keeps up with the online rumors.

“As Muze, I must say that ‘Guardian of Little Girls’ is the best one!” (Muze)

I almost burst out laughing.

Did she just choose that one herself?

My companions could not contain their laughter either.

Today again, we had gathered at the guild. Our first order of business was to receive the invitation from the German Embassy. If we did not deal with this properly, I feared our dungeon explorations would lack focus.

Adelaide-senpai was running late, so we were idly chatting at the guild. The topic of conversation had turned to my so-called nickname collection that everyone had seen online.

Names such as “Psycho”, “Man-Slasher”, “Little Girl Killer”, “Monster”, “Enemy of Men”, “Enemy of Women”, “Perverted Gentleman”, “Kitaro”, “Sword Demon”, “Sword Saint”, “Ishikawa Goemon”, and “Destroyer”.

At this point, it seemed that anything went.

“Oh, and there was an email from someone claiming to be from the ‘Perverted Gentleman Association’, saying they wanted to commend your ‘Do Not Touch’ spirit.” (Haruka)

“Please delete that email immediately! I am begging you to delete it!” (Kouta)

What kind of association is that? Surely that must be a single person, right? It cannot really exist, can it? I admit it is a funny idea, but even so, there is no way I would actually join such a group! Let alone accept an award from them. That is absurd!

“Someone from the ‘Society for the Appreciation of Little Girls’ often leaves comments like ‘blood tears’.” (Sofia)

Sofia!? I do not want that kind of Japanese internet culture spreading here!

“Muze, you seem to be quite popular.” (Haruka)

“I am embarrassed!” (Muze)

Wait, that embarrasses you? You should be alarmed! You should feel danger, not pride! Are those people the ones circulating Muze’s videos? That is seriously dangerous!

“Kouta, you worry too much. With the strength you have shown, there are not many who could lay a hand on Muze.” (Haruka)

“Yes, both in terms of skill and courage.” (Sofia)

They both laughed as they said that. I felt reassured, and I could agree.

“I am sorry for being late.” (Adelaide)

“It is no problem at all. If you are ever too busy, please tell us. We can take the day off if necessary.” (Kouta)

Adelaide-senpai arrived, slightly out of breath. Perhaps she had hurried here. Even in that state, she looked graceful.

“Thank you, but I am fine. I was preparing dinner, and my younger brother started talking to me. Before I knew it, I lost track of time.” (Adelaide)

She had been preparing dinner since morning?

“Adelaide-senpai, you are amazing.” (Emilia)

“Not really. After what happened with Father, and with Mother finally receiving a work visa allowing her to work part-time, someone has to handle things at home.” (Adelaide)

That is impressive. I live alone and get by just doing the bare minimum.

“Kouta should learn from this! You always eat only salad and noodles, and your diet lacks balance!” (Muze)

You, of all people… a picky eater… should not be saying that.

“Perhaps I should bring you some food sometime. I can cook reasonably well.” (Adelaide)

“Ah, well, um…” (Kouta)

What should I do? I am extremely tempted. A meal cooked by someone other than my family and by Adelaide-senpai, no less!

“Please do! Especially with colorful vegetables! Kouta can only think of tomatoes!” (Muze)

“Well, they are easy to use.” (Kouta)

“That makes sense. In that case, you probably do not eat many beans either, do you?” (Adelaide)

“I have never seen them! Only rarely at school!” (Muze)

Muze was exposing all my eating habits.

Honestly, I am afraid to buy vegetables I do not know how to cook.

I looked toward Emilia, hoping for support.

“Hm? I can only make salad! And order pizza!” (Emilia)

I can do that myself.

“I see.” (Kouta)

“Emilia’s family always eats pizza or pasta. It is a mystery how they maintain those figures.” (Sofia)

That flawless model-like figure built on pizza and pasta, it truly is mysterious. Even Adelaide-senpai looks envious. Though, to be fair, her own figure is just as amazing.

“What about your younger brother?” (Haruka)

Ah, that is right. Good question, Haruka.

“Well, apparently, he and his friends have been watching our videos. He keeps pestering me, saying he wants to meet everyone. He is already in middle school, but still acts like a child.” (Adelaide)

Just appearing in videos does not make us celebrities. But I suppose it must feel that way to them.

“I do not mind meeting him, but I would not know what to talk about. Should I just talk about the dungeon?” (Kouta)

“Well, since they have been watching our videos, they must be interested in dungeons. Maybe he wants to become a dungeon explorer like us when he reaches high school.” (Haruka)

Yes, I could understand that. I had watched similar streams when I was in middle school. I had even dreamed of meeting my favorite explorer, Maru-san.

“I live nearby and see them often. Maybe he just wants to meet Kouta in person?” (Emilia)

“Yes, that seems likely.” (Sofia)

Both Emilia and Adelaide-senpai’s fathers are soldiers, so naturally, their residential areas are close.

“Then, you should go see him, Kouta. And take a break for once. You have been entering the dungeon every day since summer vacation began, have you not?” (Haruka)

“I do not mind meeting him, but I will still enter the dungeon! I cannot relax otherwise!” (Kouta)

“Master, are you a dungeon addict?” (Muze)

There is no such term, but it certainly fits, does it not?

 

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