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Chapter 59

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I think Haruka-kun’s video recording went well. Well, we’re amateurs, after all. At first, I had to redo it because of shaky hands or my finger getting in the frame.

With every retake, Haruka-kun’s movements got better and better, I was filled with murderous intent.

Nobel-sensei! Lend me your invention, now!! Robert Oppenheimer-san, give me power! The power to turn the world into hell, right now!! Damn ikemen! Explode!!

Fuu~.

Doesn’t this not even need editing? Haruka-kun’s ikemen-ness is flawless. I think it’ll do pretty well among people who aren’t anti-ikemen like me.

I roughly released Haruka-kun to the world as a streamer-type explorer. Then, I watched my usual video and checked the movements I aspire to.

“Suzuki’s Single Sword Dance Performance” was a performance from a minor offshoot of a famous sword style. Just how minor is it? About half the total views were from me.

But when I watched this, my back straightened instinctively. Ever since I decided to go to the dungeon, I had been using this as my model up to now. That Onee-san from the guild could perform these movements. At the foundational level, her skill was overwhelmingly above mine.

She even has the same surname… maybe she’s a relative or something? That Onee-san isn’t just “doing” it. She performs those movements unconsciously, as something natural. She came alone to the appraisal room, acting as an observer. The position that should be the most dangerous and she’s there all alone. That’s not normal. That Onee-san is definitely an explorer over Lv 10… no doubt about it.

Since I had watched that video, my nerves were all on edge and I probably wouldn’t fall asleep easily, so I decided to watch some videos from that exploration-type guy, “Maru-san”, to relax a bit.

His main dungeon was in Osaka, but occasionally he randomly showed up in other dungeons too. It seemed he had even come to the Toyota dungeon. Next was probably Shizuoka, since that guild was close to completion. He would definitely go there, partly to introduce the guild.

Well, Maru-san isn’t exactly a serious explorer. He always puts entertainment first. When he opens a treasure chest, he immediately runs off to the Dotonbori River and jumps in while singing the Tigers team cheer song. He says it’s to “cool off,” but like… just don’t get in trouble with the police, okay?

He’s also the pioneer who made “manly-style unlocking” popular. Anyway, it’s a stream that you can watch while relaxing and letting your guard down. Sometimes it’s from his own point of view, sometimes from someone else’s, so he must be with someone but for some reason, he himself never shows up in the footage.

He’s probably working hard at editing, I guess. Maybe I should at least add music to Haruka-kun’s video too. Looks like I’ve stepped into something troublesome…

Oh, a LINE message came. It seems like Sophia won’t be able to move for another 2 or 3 days. Influenza really is tough, not that I would know. Well, just as expected.

“How about ‘I’ll just do some solo activity, so don’t worry and take your time recovering.’” Yeah, something like that?

In reality, I’ll be going with Haruka-kun, but there’s no need to write that.

Another message?

“Are you a pervert? Is this some new kind of fetishism or what?”

Huh? Mira-san? Translator!! Translator!? That’s not the kind of “solo activity” I meant!! Do your job, translator!!

 

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