The Incompetent Bratty Prince is out (1/4 chapters)
My Wife Got Jealous of the New Heroine’s (Chest)
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“H-h!?” (Florencia)
What I thought was a cushion turned out to be Florencia’s chest.
Ah, I see. With a chest this big, it makes sense that she could easily catch a weakling like me, just like in The Incompetent Bratty Prince. But wait, there’s no way that’s possible, aaaaah!
“I-I’m sorry! I really didn’t mean anything by it! I swear!” (Harold)
I quickly jumped away from Florencia, then immediately performed a flawless apology, bowing down to the ground.
Themis does this a lot too, but I pride myself on being the man who looks the best when apologizing. After all, this bow is meant for both Florencia and Xandra.
However…
“?!?” (Harold)
“H-h-h…! This is horrible! This is horrible!” (Florencia)
Suddenly, the ground turned into a swamp and started swallowing me up as I was bowing.
Could this be… Florencia’s skill!?
“You touched an innocent maiden’s breasts! I’ll disinfect the filth!” (Florencia)
“W-wait!?” (Harold)
She then wrapped her right hand in purple flames and slowly started approaching me.
It felt like Liz’s [Inferno]… but surely she isn’t planning to burn me alive, right? Please, just tell me that’s not the case.
“You should burn in the miasma flames! [Poisonous Flame]!” (Florencia)
“Gyaaahhhhhhhh!!” (Harold)
The purple flames shot toward me, and I dove into the swamp to escape. But…
“Guah!? Gobo gobo…” (Harold)
T-this swamp… I can’t rise up…?
“It’s useless! Once you sink into [Bottomless Swamp], you’ll never be able to rise again!” (Florencia)
What kind of skill is that?! This is terrifying!!
I wanted to shout, but since my head was already submerged in the swamp, no sound came out. I thought I had managed to avoid all the doom flags in Enhaza, but here I am, falling into some ridiculous trap.
Ah… so this is how Harold meets his end, as a fool who dies in such an absurd way!?
–Splash!
“Haru-sama! Please, wake up!” (Alexandra)
“A… Xandra…” (Harold)
Xandra forcefully pulled me out of the swamp, saving me.
Apparently, even this swamp can’t compete with the power of [Dragon’s Favor]. As proof…
“I-it can’t be… My [Bottomless Swamp] should be impossible to escape from… How could you pull him out so easily…?” (Florencia)
“You… You dare do this to my Haru-sama? You’ll pay for it.” (Alexandra)
“Yikes!?” (Florencia)
With her blood-red eyes and a cold gaze full of killing intent, Xandra glared at Florencia, making her shriek in terror. Without taking her eyes off Florencia, Xandra pulled me out of the swamp and unsheathed Balmung.
“Now… despair. I’ll turn you, along with your useless flesh, into fertilizer for this graveyard.” (Alexandra)
“A… ahhh…” (Florencia)
Florencia collapsed to her backside, trembling as she slowly retreated.
My wife really is the strongest.
“S-sandra, you can’t just kill her.” (Harold)
“This woman tried to kill Haru-sama first. No mercy is necessary.” (Alexandra)
“But even so, I’m the one at fault here.” (Harold)
I clung to Xandra, trying to stop her as she took step after step toward Florencia.
From an outsider’s perspective, I must’ve looked like a comical sight, being dragged along like that.
“…You should be grateful to Haru-sama.” (Alexandra)
“A… ahhh…” (Florencia)
Eventually, Xandra sheathed her sword, but it was already too late. Out of sheer terror, Florencia had started to release golden water from between her legs.
—
“We’re truly sorry.” (Haru and Florencia)
Florencia and I, now calm again, found ourselves bowing to each other. Hmm… her apology bow isn’t half bad either.
“I-I’m terribly sorry! I didn’t realize you were… His Highness Harold…” (Florencia)
“N-no, no! It was my fault… for touching your chest like that…” (Harold)
I’m not sure what she means by “that,” but it’s probably some kind of rumor. Though I’m no longer called the “Incompetent Bratty Prince” after leading the coup and rebuilding the Dehaubald Kingdom, I’m still treated as a pariah by the students at the academy because of my past.
“In any case, could you please raise your head?” (Florencia)
“No, no! You should raise yours first!” (Harold)
“No, no, no! You’re His Highness Harold…” (Florencia)
“No, no, no, no! You should—” (Harold)
“Will you two stop already!?” (Alexandra)
Xandra, unable to watch us anymore, glared at us with a sharp gaze.
However, there was a personal grudge behind her expression. Does she hate big breasts that much?
“B-by the way, Florencia-san, what are you doing in a graveyard? And what about your skin and ears…?” (Harold)
“Ah!?” (Florencia)
To change the awkward atmosphere, I asked that question, and Florencia turned pale. She had been hiding her dark skin and ears, so now that we had seen her true form, she must be desperate to keep her secret.
“O-please! Please don’t tell anyone about this!” (Florencia)
“W-wait!?” (Harold)
Florencia suddenly leapt onto me, clinging to me with tear-filled eyes, begging me desperately.
From this angle, her chest was right in front of my face, and things were about to get very awkward. Mainly, down below…
“…Fine. You won’t have to worry anymore. I’ll just erase your existence.” (Alexandra)
“Eeeek!!” (Florencia)
Xandra drew Balmung again, and Florencia screamed in terror.
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